1. Introduction
This is a satirical website. We take your privacy seriously, but we also take making fun of internet advertising seriously.
2. What Data We Collect
- Email address - When you make a purchase
- Payment information - Processed by Stripe (we never see your card)
- IP address & device info - Via Google Analytics
- Cookies - For analytics and advertising
3. Why We Collect It
- To process your payment and give you access to the blank page
- To understand how visitors use our site (Google Analytics)
- To show you ads (if you haven't paid to remove them)
4. Who We Share It With
- Stripe - Payment processing
- Supabase - Database and authentication
- Google - Analytics
- Ad Networks - PropellerAds, etc.
5. Your Rights (GDPR)
You have the right to:
- Request a copy of your data
- Request deletion of your data
- Withdraw cookie consent at any time
Visit our Privacy Rights page to make a request.
Last updated: January 2026