TERMS OF
SERVICE

The Deal

You pay to remove ads. What you get is a blank page.

The base price is $3.99. The final price shown at checkout may vary slightly: visitors who view the ads without an ad blocker receive a $0.25 suffering discount ($3.74); visitors using an ad blocker are charged a $0.25 party pooper surcharge ($4.24). Tax may be added depending on your location. The price you see on the checkout page is the price you pay.

This is satire. This is clearly stated in the domain name "congratsitsblank.com" and before purchase.

Digital Content & Refund Policy

No refunds.

You are paying for exactly what is promised: a blank page. This is disclosed before purchase. By completing the payment, you acknowledge the absurdity and accept these terms.

EU/UK consumers: Under the Consumer Rights Directive and Consumer Rights Act 2015, you normally have a 14-day right to withdraw from distance contracts for digital content. By proceeding with payment you expressly consent to immediate delivery of the digital content (access to the blank page) and acknowledge that you thereby lose your right of withdrawal once delivery begins. If you do not wish to waive this right, do not complete the purchase.

What You Get

Upon successful payment you will receive an email containing a magic link. Clicking the link logs you in and gives you access to a blank white page at /blank. That is the entire product. It is exactly what the domain name says.

Disclaimer & Limitation of Liability

This website is a joke. A satire. Commentary on internet advertising and the absurd state of the modern web. All fake advertisements, fake virus warnings, fake agency notices, fake countdown timers, and fake prize notifications on this site are fictional and clearly labelled as such. They are parody, not genuine claims.

The site is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all liability for any loss or damage arising from your use of this site, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages. Our total liability to you shall not exceed the amount you paid ($3.99 or the price shown at checkout).

Nothing on this site constitutes legal, financial, medical, or other professional advice.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-law provisions. For consumers in the European Union or United Kingdom, mandatory local consumer protection laws apply and are not affected by this clause.

What We Collect

See our Privacy Policy.

Your Rights

You can request your data, delete your account, or withdraw cookie consent at any time. See our Privacy Rights page.

Contact

Questions? Email hello@trulyrandom.co.